George Baxt: Who's Next? (USA 1988)

From the Publisher:
BAXT'S LATEST FRIGHTENINGLY FUNNY
WHO'S NEXT?

Eight people.
What do they have in common? Each is targeted for a violent death.
Not just your everyday tabloid variety of death either, but death by avery, very special method. Each is. going to die according to his or her profession. A baritone will lose his voice, colorfully; a choreographer, his legs, piecefully. The sculptress? Easy. She'll lose her head. And the busty blonde actress, fifty-two, twenty, thirty-five???!!

Why indeed! Suffice to say that two nemeses, who unite in more ways than one, despatch with delicious dispatch in a frighteningly funny mixture of quips and crypts.

Yes, George Baxt is back at large chronicling the death styles of the rich and infamous in delightfully homicidal romp that takes you from the wiles of Westchester to the wilds of Africa.

Read it now. It takes years to make a movie.

George Baxt: Who's Next? A Novel. International Polygonics, ISBN: 0930330994 (December, 1988), 223 p., $17.95.